The Entropic Battles
ARE YOU READY FOR
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF
BEAST THE STUFF YOU DRINK FROM A CAN! This stuff is so good that you’ll want to Kill your Entire family, Just to drink there blood and Infuse their beast into them!
Capable of Exploding a small Child in a single gulp Can Blow your Balls off and suck them through a cheese grater!_BACK UP! You Say you want to know why?! Well check this Bitchin List out!
- This things got 300% more Vitamin SHUT YOUR MOUTH then you need in year, in a SINGLE FUCKING SIP!
- Your Grandmother always said you were bold, but were as bold as, THE BEAST
- You can DRINK THIS SHIT! C’mon, You know you want to, Just look at it, All warm and Fuzzy!
- Screw you! I don’t want any warm Beast! Its a cold hard Killer from Down Home!
- Fuck you!
- Laser Eye Beams! What more could you want?
- How many freaking Numbers are there?!
- Can’t you tell?! YOU NEED THIS DRINK TO CURE YOURSELF!
- You’ve got a sickness, and the only cure is…
- MORE BEAST! _
As you can Clearly see, Cool Intellectual people drink beast, The Philisophical Drink. _ Unleash your inner animal, and Fight with the beast!_
Beast is like Liquid magic in a can!
Beast is Liquid Magic in a can!
Beast is Liquid Magic!