Beast

ARE YOU READY FOR

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF

ENERGY!

BEAST THE STUFF YOU DRINK FROM A CAN! This stuff is so good that you’ll want to Kill your Entire family, Just to drink there blood and Infuse their beast into them!

Capable of Exploding a small Child in a single gulp BEAST Can Blow your Balls off and suck them through a cheese grater!

_BACK UP! You Say you want to know why?! Well check this Bitchin List out!
  1. This things got 300% more Vitamin SHUT YOUR MOUTH then you need in year, in a SINGLE FUCKING SIP!
  2. Your Grandmother always said you were bold, but were as bold as, THE BEAST
  3. You can DRINK THIS SHIT! C’mon, You know you want to, Just look at it, All warm and Fuzzy!
  4. Screw you! I don’t want any warm Beast! Its a cold hard Killer from Down Home!
  5. Fuck you!
  6. Laser Eye Beams! What more could you want?
  7. How many freaking Numbers are there?!
  8. Can’t you tell?! YOU NEED THIS DRINK TO CURE YOURSELF!
  9. You’ve got a sickness, and the only cure is…
  10. MORE BEAST! _

As you can Clearly see, Cool Intellectual people drink beast, The Philisophical Drink. _ Unleash your inner animal, and Fight with the beast!_

Beast is like Liquid magic in a can!

Beast is Liquid Magic in a can!

Beast is Liquid Magic!

Beast

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